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At the raw bar, a guy was hogging all the oysters. His wife scolded him, "That's what I don't like about you. ... You're so shellfish!"
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Anthony
Becker
That's when they brought in some mussel to get him outta there.
05/11/2022
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Rated by Pun God on 05/11/2022:
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Roy
Rogers
If it is out of sight then he will be OK. Just don't let him seafood.
12/26/2021
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Rated by Pun God on 12/26/2021:
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Kool
Kat
Whale, they should have oystered him otter there!
05/27/2021
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Rated by Pun God on 05/27/2021:
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