A teacher spoke about ancient Egyptians revering animals like cats and snakes. And, she said they even worshiped fish, whereupon a kid in the back of the class exclaimed, "Holy mackerel!"
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Man, the puns are packed in like sardines here.
06/09/2023
† Rated by Pun God on 06/09/2023: .117
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That's a whale of a tale.
04/30/2022
† Rated by Pun God on 04/30/2022: .193
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What is the porpoise of it all?
04/03/2022
† Rated by Pun God on 04/03/2022: .071
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To elicit groans is the sole purpose of this.
04/03/2022
† Rated by Pun God on 04/03/2022: .095
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You jokesters should quit floundering around here.
11/13/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 11/13/2021: .149
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I'll add a little pun here, just for the halibut.
11/10/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 11/10/2021: .132
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Ok Pun God, I'll keep my fish puns in schools.
07/18/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 08/28/2021: .204
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Kool Kat, very good! But, it is better to separate your punbacks instead of putting multiple punbacks together. You will have better and more scoring chances if you put those punbacksvup individually!
05/27/2021
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Get otter here! Not to cause pandamonium, but that's the sealiest thing I've ever heard. You have cat to be kitten me right meow. You're lion! I might owl by myself on this, and not to be hawkward, but I was toad the koalafications weren't animals at all. But the man who toad me was my prawn broker, what does he minnow?
05/27/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 05/27/2021: .206
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They otter perch that kid up on a pedestal!
05/24/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 05/27/2021: .134
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