The lady looked under the Scotsman's kilt and exclaimed, "It's gruesome!" The Scotsman replied, "If you'll take another look, then you'll see it's grew some more!"
"Underwear!", she exclaimed briefly.
09/16/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 09/16/2021: .258
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09/16/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 09/16/2021: .258
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She was taking her chances there. That could have kilt her!
09/16/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 09/16/2021: .244
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09/16/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 09/16/2021: .244
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Guessing he wanted to get a leg up on her
05/31/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 06/01/2021: .296
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05/31/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 06/01/2021: .296
4 Claps1 SlapsSinger in Scotland: "Oh...what does a Scotsman have under his kilt? A Wang, a wang" La, la, la.
05/25/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 05/28/2021: .215
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05/25/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 05/28/2021: .215
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Was she expecting to find something uplifting?
05/24/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 05/25/2021: .181
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05/24/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 05/25/2021: .181
1 Claps0 SlapsIf it weren't for the haggis sausage in my eye, I might see... (Whoops...did I go there?).
05/24/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 05/24/2021: .235
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05/24/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 05/24/2021: .235
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Not as gruesome as a plate of haggis!
05/24/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 05/24/2021: .095
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05/24/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 05/24/2021: .095
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Plaid to meet you!
05/22/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 05/24/2021: .101
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05/22/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 05/24/2021: .101
4 Claps2 SlapsShe shouldn't skirt the issue.
05/21/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 05/22/2021: .107
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05/21/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 05/22/2021: .107
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