A man was kidnapped by a mime. A ransom note was found, and it threatened that if nobody paid up, then they should expect unspeakable things to happen.
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What a terrible gag.
03/22/2022
† Rated by Pun God on 03/22/2022: .102
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I don't have much to say about this.
01/27/2022
† Rated by Pun God on 01/27/2022: .160
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I always wanted to be a mime, ... but I talked myself out of it.
10/08/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 10/08/2021: .200
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He'll give you the silent treatment
08/27/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 08/28/2021: .176
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Put a sock in it!
07/18/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 09/05/2021: .156
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How dumb can you get?!
05/31/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 05/31/2021: .258
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He had no fruit. He was peachless.
05/27/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 05/28/2021: .207
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I know who committed this crime, and I would tell you, ... but my lips are sealed.
05/27/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 05/28/2021: .385
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I had something to say, ... but then I realized that the point was mute.
05/27/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 05/28/2021: .376
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Keep up the great work! Y'all are very punny!
05/27/2021
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Are you sure he's not a little horse?
05/27/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 05/27/2021: .176
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Mums not the word. (Keep searching)
05/26/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 05/27/2021: .138
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Wait... I heard that same story somewhere, I think it's from a silent movie!
05/25/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 05/27/2021: .112
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I would make a comment here, but I lost my voice.
05/25/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 05/28/2021: .167
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