At the airport crime scene, the inspector unlocked the valise, peered inside, and quickly slammed it closed. Then she pointed at it and declared emphatically, "My friends, this is an open and shut case."
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Well, it was really the valise she could do ...
10/27/2023
Rated by Pun God on 10/27/2023: .116

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... as was her custom.
05/19/2022
Rated by Pun God on 05/21/2022: .097

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The elephant in the room was what was in that trunk.
05/08/2022
Rated by Pun God on 05/08/2022: .102

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All of a sudden, a flash of lightning was seen hitting the inspector and she fell to the airport floor and was killed. Apparently it was a dead bolt.
01/24/2022
Rated by Pun God on 01/24/2022: .109

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CASE CLOSED!
08/27/2021
Rated by Pun God on 08/28/2021: .138

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I would consider the flight attendants. Never trust a woman with minimal luggage.
07/18/2021
Rated by Pun God on 07/19/2021: .217

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