The new cook was asked to use a zesty marinade on the steak. He picked up a bottle from beside the stove, looked at it, and asked, "What's this here sauce?"
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Actually the chef misinterpreted the request. Instead, he was asked by his wife to bring home a zesty marital aid.
01/28/2022
Rated by Pun God on 01/29/2022: .086

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The chef said, I never do this, but for you this is A1 time thing!
09/04/2021
Rated by Pun God on 09/04/2021: .212

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This sounds like Hare Say, good on chicken too.
07/18/2021
Rated by Colby Urban on 08/03/2021: .208

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He told me to kick him in the butt, ... soy did.
07/11/2021
Rated by Pun God on 07/11/2021: .184

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Bilbo Baggins claimed his grandfather became famous throughout the land for this, his contribution to Hobbit cuisine.
06/28/2021
Rated by Pun God on 06/29/2021: .129

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If they want better performance from their workers, then they should give them a steak of the profits each month.
06/28/2021
Rated by Pun God on 06/29/2021: .296

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The owner can't afford to hire a new chef because applicants are asking gastronomical salaries.
06/28/2021
Rated by Pun God on 06/29/2021: .327

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Just tell that cook to go fry a kite.
06/28/2021
Rated by Pun God on 06/29/2021: .174

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The boss should tell him to study up. He needs to be "grilled" on his sauces!
06/28/2021
Rated by Pun God on 06/28/2021: .205

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My condiments to the chef!
06/28/2021
Rated by Pun God on 06/28/2021: .304

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He has a very saucy attitude!
06/28/2021
Rated by Pun God on 06/28/2021: .114

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