At the local origami club, the owner was asked, "Is it true that the place is in financial trouble?" He replied, "Of course not. Despite what you might hear is unfolding, our business is actually in creasing!"
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The investigation of their finances only had to follow the paper trail.
05/25/2023
Rated by Pun God on 05/25/2023: .103

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Pulp fiction.
11/30/2022
Rated by Pun God on 12/29/2022: .144

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His business is always follow the same PATTERN: inCREASE, FLAT, then they FOLDED. He needed to TRIM the excess, to CUT his losses. Instead he had to FIRE everyone & his business went up in SMOKE, left in the ASH,,hea of businesses
08/31/2022
Rated by Pun God on 09/18/2022: .119

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I offered the origami club money I had stashed in my freezer. They were grateful for the cold hard cash.
07/07/2022
Rated by Pun God on 07/07/2022: .153

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All that paper, folding, building things and creative art. I don't know if he is a good businessman, but he's very crafty!
06/09/2022
Rated by Pun God on 06/09/2022: .113

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A week later, the business folded.
06/07/2022
Rated by Pun God on 06/09/2022: .096

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The person who asked the question worked for Crane Communications.
06/03/2022
Rated by Pun God on 06/03/2022: .103

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Maybe the club's bookkeeper should do only paperless billing.
06/02/2022
Rated by Pun God on 06/03/2022: .102

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But the paperwork was what killed them.
05/28/2022
Rated by Pun God on 05/28/2022: .272

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Some people have a yen for bending stationery.
05/27/2022
Rated by Pun God on 05/27/2022: .069

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Everything is not always what it seams.
05/27/2022
Rated by Pun God on 05/27/2022: .086

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Apparently, the profit margin in that business is paper-thin.
05/27/2022
Rated by Pun God on 05/27/2022: .220

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