If one must contact Santa, no need to seek help. It's done by one's elf.
On a shelf?
02/07/2023
† Rated by Pun God on 02/07/2023: .053
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02/07/2023
† Rated by Pun God on 02/07/2023: .053
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I see what happened here. Haiku'ed you do it?
01/26/2023
† Rated by Pun God on 01/26/2023: .115
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01/26/2023
† Rated by Pun God on 01/26/2023: .115
0 Claps1 SlapsMaybe you can communicate with Santa through the services of Welf's Fargo.
01/26/2023
† Rated by Pun God on 01/26/2023: .088
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01/26/2023
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Elves now? Please stop toying around with us.
01/26/2023
† Rated by Pun God on 01/26/2023: .099
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01/26/2023
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Do elves live in Gnome, Alaska?
01/17/2023
† Rated by Pun God on 01/17/2023: .176
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01/17/2023
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3 Claps1 SlapsSo, what elf is new?
01/17/2023
† Rated by Pun God on 01/17/2023: .111
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01/17/2023
† Rated by Pun God on 01/17/2023: .111
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