The full moon usually brought an icy chill with it, but this time the weather was warm and the crops survived. The farmer said, "I'm not superstitious, but that moon was a blessing in the skies."
As you can see, he pulls the beets out of the ground, but when he wants an apple from one of his trees, eclipse it.
05/19/2022
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05/19/2022
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It was a real harvest moon!
05/08/2022
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05/08/2022
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he only sprayed pesticide by plane at night, he used moon dust
08/27/2021
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08/27/2021
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Look buddy, why don't you take your puns and shove em where the sun don't shine!
07/18/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 09/07/2021: .148
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07/18/2021
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2 Claps1 SlapsThe harvest moon is most abundant.
05/27/2021
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05/27/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 05/27/2021: .130
2 Claps1 SlapsSometimes you have to warm up to it.
05/27/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 05/27/2021: .112
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05/27/2021
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I don't think you'll get an astronomical number of punbacks on this one!
05/22/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 05/24/2021: .295
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05/22/2021
† Rated by Pun God on 05/24/2021: .295
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