As the new executioner ascended the steps of the gallows, the townspeople asked him how he was coming along on his job. He replied, "Well, I'm starting to get the hang of it!"
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The town had needed a new executioner because the old executioner made a serious on-the-job error and was suspended.
05/23/2022
Rated by Pun God on 05/23/2022: .133

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The executioner ran out of rope, and the death-row prisoner said, "No noose is good news!"
09/01/2021
Rated by Pun God on 09/01/2021: .272

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"but I get board
08/27/2021
Rated by Pun God on 09/02/2021: .068

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Sounds like they have him roped and tied.
07/18/2021
Rated by Pun God on 09/02/2021: .180

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Sometimes its easier just to take a stab at it.
05/27/2021
Rated by Pun God on 05/27/2021: .139

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Finally a job where I can just hang out.
05/26/2021
Rated by Pun God on 05/27/2021: .178

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That's a really cutthroat job!
05/24/2021
Rated by Pun God on 05/27/2021: .136

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I'll suspend my disbelief!
05/22/2021
Rated by Pun God on 05/24/2021: .137

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I feel whoever wrote this pun choked...
05/21/2021
Rated by Pun God on 05/22/2021: .355

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