The florist pre-paid for a shipment of plants for her shop, and when the box arrived it was labeled, "Food product for pandas." She said, "I didn't order this. I've been bamboozled!"
She gave hell to the delivery guy when he brought her the bamboo plants, and he said, "Well, don't chute the messenger!" 06/28/2021 † Rated by Pun God on 06/28/2021: .117