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Goldie Hawn sent an angry text message to her husband, after he was short with her on the phone and he hung up abruptly. She typed, "Don't be curt with me, mister!"
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The PUNic Warrior
I think her comment went "overboard."
01/22/2022
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Rated by Pun God on 01/22/2022:
.108
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Billwinkle D Moose
various retorts Russell through his mind
09/10/2021
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Rated by Pun God on 09/12/2021:
.232
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Deb Milner
Kurt replied, "If you would be more Kurt-eous, then we wouldn't have these problems."
09/01/2021
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Rated by Pun God on 09/01/2021:
.089
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Barney Rubble
I don't think that was in the script, was it?
08/31/2021
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Rated by Pun God on 08/31/2021:
.075
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Pun God
Pun Meister, that was really lame. Try to up your game, please!
08/31/2021
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Pun Meister
TMZ heard about the text, and they LOL, and it was TMI, but they said WTF.
08/31/2021
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Rated by Pun God on 09/01/2021:
.105
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Bill Shortz
She's a testy one. I wouldn't want to Russell her feathers!
08/31/2021
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Rated by Pun God on 09/01/2021:
.160
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