Thinking it might spice up their sex life, a woman brought home a blindfold. Her husband looked at it, and shook his head and shrugged, "I dunno, Honey, ... I can't see myself wearing that."
To which she replied, " Keep that up and I'll give you two black eyes, and you won't see anything you wear." 01/22/2022 † Rated by Pun God on 01/22/2022: .096